Friday, July 21, 2006

Is it really so wrong to want my very own gigolo-masseur-houseboy-servant????

After playing Ultimate Frisbee this week, I was quite sore due to an extremely extreme case of out-of-shape-ism. Luckily, if I can manage to find my own gigolo-masseur-houseboy-servant I feel I shall be cured immediately.

The Beginner's Guide to Ultimate Frisbee!
(I swear by these rules, and they've worked for me both times I've played so far)

1. Before the game, practice tossing the frisbee back and forth, making sure to fling it completely the wrong way. Bonus points if you accidentally fling it at everyone else warming up. Even more bonus points if you accidentally fling it at someone else's game!

2 . Look really confused.

3. Run very quickly in the wrong direction at least once or twice while forgetting whether you're supposed to be somewhat defensive or somewhat offensive.

4. For a change of pace, try accidentally blocking someone on your team rather than someone on the opposing team.

5. Don't forget to sprain your finger!


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