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6 Comments:
I agree, there are not enough ridiculously oversized everyday items for use anymore. I think we should bring back the Penny Farthing bicycle. I'd love to sit all the way up on that big front wheel and be able to spit on peoples heads as I ride by them. Haha, that would be funny.
You'll be pleased to know, I'm typing this message wearing an oversized cowboy hat and one of those giant foam hands that point and say "number 1". It's taken me 3 hours to type this comment with it on...
Oh my gawd... are you telling me that's an "ear trumpet"???!!!
[rushes off to wash it out and return it to Grandpa]
I always pictured an ear trumpet as bigger - more of a old-fashioned gramophone shape? Thank you for enlightening me - I am indebted.
A sciatic-pained, arthritic old-person could never hold up a gramophone to their earhole (even if the ear itself has now grown so big as to accomodate such a thing). If one were to bring back the ear trumpet, what's next? Scurvy and the tossing of the contents of bedpans out the 2nd story bedroom window onto passersby below? One can only hope...
damn! I want one of those giant foam hands now, Frally. It would add a much-needed emphasis to all my work presentations.
I would like to purchase an ear trumpet for may husband please if any one know where they can be purchased please let me know
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