random activities

I'm really far too lazy to post anything of general interest today. Not that I post anything of general interest on any other day, but there you have it. You'll just have to suck it up, I'm afraid. I'll post something charming to-morrow.

Besides freaking out completely over buying a house, the weekend also saw me attending some lovely parties, getting flung every which way during some manic swing dancing, toddling on over to the beach, buying naughty novelty gifts, eating noodles and pie, drinking beer with frisbee hooligans, discussing politics with other geeks,

and trying very very very very hard not to obnoxiously hit on someone (who is definitely disinterested but also a bit friendly after an inordinate amount of tequila). I succeeded, so apparently I have super powers I didn't know existed. heh.

That is all.

Soon we will be back to our regularly unscheduled and random drivel, which will resume its appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Lazing About....

Current Status: Lolling about indolently
Outlook: further lazing around, general droopiness and sloth

I'm supposed to be shopping for ingredients, as I'm hosting a teensy little dinner to-night. However, I sense a mad dashing about and last-minute panic in my future. Exhaustion has set in after yesterday's ultimate frisbee tournament -- the Presidential Plastic Platter Hatter. My team was named "The White Lies", which, rather unfortunately, sounds just like "The White Lice!! Go White Lice!!!" when cheered from the sidelines.

The road trip consisted of my driving my tiny pink station wagon crammed full of sweating, farting men who entertained me on the way back by whistling such favorites as "This Land is Your Land" and "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall". Truly a magical experience. heh heh


The question for today is: what shall I serve for dinner tonight?


Perhaps a nice "Luncheon Meat Pate"? It's just oozing with cream cheese, green olives and yummy lunch meat goodness! The festive garnishes of leftover christmas tree branches and red licorice are an especially nice touch I think.












Of course, I can always opt for the "Tomato-Tuna Mold garnished with deviled eggs" and served with what appear to be milkshakes, pumpernickel bread and bowls of dish soap. Mmmmm mmmm!







But really, I think I will choose the thrifty yet economical "Spam 'N' Limas", which is both 'ah inspiring' and chock full of mysterious, slithery, spammy delight. It's certain to be a hit at any dinner party, regardless of the season!