Tuesday, November 01, 2005

I've Been a Bit Busy....

Well, I've been a bit busy these days between doodling some new artwork, eating berries and associating with a handsome young gentleman with good looking hair. After all, woman does not live by bread blog alone.

I suppose it's become quite apparent that I never listened to my mother when she said "Don't pick that up!! You don't know where it's been!!"

*diabetics should stop reading now*

Of course, he does do a lot more than just keeping his hair looking handsome!
1. He is terrifically interesting to ogle
2. He is terribly polite
3. He does not loudly announce all his farts
4. He bicycles, except when his bicycle is broken
5. He will eat spicy Indian food
6. He admires art
7. He kills cockroaches
8. He wears sensible shoes
9. He has been known to recycle
10. He is a rather good photographer and takes me on interesting photographic outings where we accidentally look at old houses, NASCAR murals, homeless campouts, large barbeques, wrecked cars, warehouses and odd people.

(I think I'll tell him about his "honey-do" list later)

And now I'm going to sulk extensively and watch a trashy movie, because I've had a terrible day!


Anonymous Professor Twain said...

Darling, I can't imagine you having a bad day.

Best of luck with the young gentleman, he sounds like just the perfect type.

10:12 PM  
Blogger roselle said...

glad you can see the silver lining even on a cloudy day.
i'm sharing your crap ass day today!!!
feel better!

10:22 PM  
Blogger L said...

My Dearest Professor: thank you very much. However, today was ever so much better!

Atractiva: I'm sorry that you also had a no good very bad day -- I hope things are looking up!

1:01 AM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

So sorry you were having a crappy day but hey... what a lovely sounding gentleman friend! The big question is ... will he peel you a grape? Cuz if he'll do that ... latch on like there's no tomorrow.

10:57 AM  
Blogger L said...

weary hag: hmmmm.. I will have to check that out!

11:03 PM  
Anonymous rhodent said...

You sounded rather discombobulated when I talked to you earlier today! I hope you recoup your composure this evening!

11:04 PM  
Anonymous happy and blue said...

He sounds nice. Does he have a sister that likes freezing cold weather and wheat crops.
Hope you have a better day tomorrow..

11:04 PM  
Anonymous mariana said...

Sorry to hear you had a terrible day. Look on the plus side: at least you have a boyfriend who gallantly farts in silence! Unannouncedly!

11:05 PM  
Anonymous r* said...

Sensible shoes? Oh my God, that's awful. It must be love.

11:05 PM  
Anonymous none said...

Sensible shoes.. You mean he wears the ones that look like bowling shoes?
(Or maybe he wears actual bowling shoes?)

11:05 PM  
Anonymous comfort addict said...

I told you a while back that some man might surprise you (a happy surprise). That's great. I'm sorry about your bad day (I've had my share lately, too).

11:05 PM  
Anonymous rainy pete said...

Any man that loves Indian food and doest announce his farts loudly is a public menace. Think of the innocent bystanders man!!

11:05 PM  
Anonymous Lisa said...

Hee hee. Giggling reading your comments.

Hope you're feeling better lately, L!

11:05 PM  
Anonymous vile file said...

Rainypete has a point - although L wrote he 'does not LOUDLY' announce all his farts.
Thus, I think he actually does announce them, just in a quiet, soothing voice.

So much more polite... Shrieking 'Incoming! I just had a vindaloo' is not only ungentlemanly, but would also scare animals and small children.

11:06 PM  
Anonymous editengine said...

Is telling those nearby "Run!" considered "announcing" ??

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Kosh said...

You'll know it's love when you both loudly announce your farts to each other. That's the real thing!

11:06 PM  
Blogger L said...

Rhodent: tomorrow is Friday, so things are Looking Up!

happy&blue: unfortunately, his sister is married. I can check into first, second, and third cousins for you, however

Mariana: that is true! however, we are not using the word "boyfriend" just yet, as he could still turn out to be a psychotic gay cyborg from Mars

r*: well, there are worse things than sensible shoes

none: he wears Birkenstock-thingys occasionally, which are the most sensible (if ugly) shoes I know

Comfort Addict: oh no-- I hope things start looking up for you!

rainypete: heh heh heh

Lisa: feeling much better now after a teensy glass o'wine

Ms. Vile: actually, he is rather shy, so he announces EVERYTHING in a quiet soothing voice

editengine: yes, I think that would count

Kosh: well, you would know-- you old married thing, you!

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Miss Congeniality said...

I find it someone amusing that both you and your brother have the same issue with the words boyfriend/girlfiend.

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Lippy said...

Handsome-haired men are rather eye-catching, so it's no wonder you ogle him so much! He sounds delightful - creative, sensible and polite. Does he also kill spiders? One would hope so. If not, you can always leap with 'fright' (*cough*) into his arms...

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Green Eyed Lady said...

Oh, oooooooooooh, the romantic in me is delighted to read that this man is tolerating you with so much style! (Toleration is me teasing you.) Seriously, my heart thumps for anyone in the throes of a new and good relationship. All smiles here for you both :) :)

11:07 PM  
Anonymous mark said...

hope your day gets better. keep the sulking to a minimum but the trashy movies at a maximum... you will feel much better.

11:07 PM  
Blogger L said...

thanks mark :)

11:07 PM  

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