You Can Call Me Master Yogi
I have returned from my very first yoga class.
I pretty much sucked at most of the positions, because I have no sense of balance. However, there were three things that I did MUCH better than anyone else in the class:
1.) relaxing
2.) breathing
3.) the "Corpse" position, in which you generally just lie around pretending to be dead.
However, I did not feel very spiritual or "in touch" with my life essence, possibly because I was staring at so many beautifully sweaty muscles. I had NO idea that so many hot men go to yoga class, and I now feel strongly compelled to attend yoga class every day. I may give up my career to become a professional yoga-master just so I can watch beautiful men twist themselves into those fascinatingly bendy positions all day...
But it also kicked my butt, so I am going to be very lame and go to bed.
posted by L at 9:38 PM
10 Comments:
Maybe you could be a security guard in the yoga class. You could wander around checking for weapons and such and guard the room from scary non yoga types..
I tried Yoga once and haven't been the same since. I have sought spiritual enlightment elsewhere, making horrible noises on the banjo. No one can tell what I'm playing but me, but it does torture the cats so...
What spiritual enlightenment did you expect to get from a yoga class that you did not already get from the belief-o-matic?
Ha ha ha! I definitely think you should keep going! ;o)
Keep going, you'll feel awesome for it. I love doing yoga. Some of the positions might come in handy when you meet a nice man through the class (nudge nudge :) )
i've always wanted to try yoga but i'm horrified of making a fool of myself on my own. where do you go?
YOGA - youth oriented gyration organization. Kinda leaves me out.
Never tried it. Although I've wanted to. Sweaty muscular men you say?? Hmmm. Maybe I will. (LOL!)
Gosh, at the last yoga class I went to it was nothing but pre-menstrual women complaining of back-ache. I wanna go to your class.
It was actually a very cool class, although much more difficult than it looked initially... I am definitely going to go back, but I wanted to sleep for weeks after my first one
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