Tuesday, April 05, 2005

The Weather Is Beautiful; Wish You Were Here

To-day had absolutely perfect weather. It's really too bad that I HAD TO WORK.

I shall be frolicking on the beach soon enough, however.

The question is: should it be a.) glamorous movie star one-piece with fabulously oversized hat and sunglasses, or b.) itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini? It's rather a perplexing problem.

However, we do not enjoy trying on bathing suits under flourescent lighting, and we also do not enjoy real or fake tanning; in fact, we happen to glow in the dark. And apparently we are also no longer capable of referring to ourselves in a manner other than that of the Royal Plural. How tiresome.

We are going to bed now.


Anonymous rachel said...

That is what happens when you have to spend a day at work on a perfectly nice day. You become a plural. Hope you can break free from those chains to enjoy the sun!

9:59 PM  
Anonymous llcoffee said...

We at 'What Title' thoroughly understand and suggest that all of us we's hide together in dark hallwys at night and scare the heebee jeebee's out of others with our glow in the dark tactics.

I think the royal we would be amused.

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Larry Jones said...

Since you are plural now, is your theme song "All of Me"?

10:00 PM  
Anonymous april said...

we are also day glow white.

we don't wear bathing suits though.

this doesn't not mean we frolic nekked.

10:01 PM  
Anonymous mark said...

On nice days like today, I figured the plurality, or "we", was a result of my inner child throwing a temper tantrum because the "adult self" was being such a party pooper and staying inside. I love the days the inner child wins and makes the adult self go outside and enjoy the sun.

I haven't done the tanning thing either since I was arrested for blinding airline pilots with the laser like glare from my porcelin white skin.

Hope you can catch some rays and go with the glamorous look, floppy hat included. Skin cancer can really ruin your day.

10:05 PM  
Anonymous rhodent said...

WE think you should go for the bikini... and a large hat and 45 sunscreen, of course.

WE think that the four of us should take a day off and have fun sometime soon! We guess that if Allybrat wants to come as well we can make room for a fifth person or perhaps a fifth and sixth person, depending on her/their mood.

10:06 PM  
Blogger L said...

Rachel: I hope so, but I probably won't be able to manage it for at least another week!

llcoffee: we are quite amused. and glowing in the dark is not all that bad. For one thing, I don't need a night light after watching a scary movie...

Larry: I hadn't thought of a theme song yet, but that one sounds like an excellent choice. Either that or "I Want To Be Evil" by Eartha Kitt

April: not that there's anything wrong with that ....

Mark: you sound almost as pasty white as I am! And, rather unfortunately, my inner child is always throwing a temper tantrum.

Rhodent: well, a very large hat goes without saying. And of course Charllison should come too ...
(Just kidding if you're reading this, bratface My new nickname for you is Alliarles, because it makes you sound like a Star Trek character)

10:06 PM  
Anonymous Frally said...

One does like it when L refers to herself as "we". One does not feel like such an idiot anymore calling herself one. One's ear hurts...ow.

10:07 PM  
Anonymous moos said...

Hooray! A post card - my favorite!

10:07 PM  

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