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I've been cleaning the apartment, as it currently resembles a dilapidated bawdy house that's been condemned after weeks of carousing by irresponsible bikers, mentally ill escapees and various malcontents. Of course, that's after I washed all the dishes.

It was much worse before.



Other useless news that no one really cares about:

1. I received a promotion! Yay! Now all I need to make my life complete is a vast loinclothed army of servants..... and a pony.

2. Someone also gave me the "Mad Scientist" award at work. I'm going to take it as a compliment, as I was also given a lovely purple dancing monkey pen to go with it.

3. I accidentally damaged a developer by taking him to Ultimate Frisbee night. He is still limping severely one week later.

4. Someone hit me rather badly in the head during Sunday scrimmage. I've been told that it's made absolutely no difference in my behaviour.



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Blogger ate my post last night. Ugh.

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