Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Welcome back to search engine theater: how do people get here?

Blogger ate my post last night. Ugh.

For now, here's just a few of the search terms people use to get here....

gigolos barbados
phallic symbol garden gnomes
what is mathematical probability of any one sperm being the lucky one?
which us president had his head rubbed with vaseline
princess cakes for little girls that are prissy
creature feature with dr. paul bearer movie list
handcarved coffins
amish stripper
Franklin Pierce ran over down elderly old woman horse carriage
itsy bitsy tiny weeny yellow poker dot bikini
"strange culture"
amish speak
Farts of Liberty(No amputated shit)
when i grow up i want to become princess(my feelings)
how tall is a midget
where are rats found
"i'm not going to take it anymore day"
invasion of pod people
apartment catfight
"what is the purpose of an art gallery?"
how do I find my funny stripper name?
World's smallest horse at fairs
hindu goddess scared drinks
tampa bay buccaneer thong
ugly art
tragically hip birthdays
"breath smells like feces"
where to buy lizard glue trap
bowling balls that look like eyeballs



Blogger Senor Caiman said...

It's funny if you use thong in a post you get a lot of hits from Canada. I've never gotten a post from the continent of Africa, any suggestions? It's really bothering me.

9:02 PM  
Blogger Rainypete said...

So, what do you suggest for those with fecally fragranced breath anyhow?

11:20 AM  
Anonymous tim said...

Wow, such naughty allegations about Franklin Pierce. He sounds like a Bush relative or something.

Oh shiat. He really is a Bush relative -- great-great granduncle of GWB... ahhaha

12:53 PM  
Blogger L said...

Senor Caiman: hmmm-- I wonder if that's why I have several regular Canadians here... maybe you should try posting on "penis shrinking" by witches since there seems to have been quite a few instances of mass hysteria over that very topic over there this year (I can't make these things up) -- can't remember which specific country though...

rainypete: probably a visit to the doctor :o

tim: ha ha! no way -- really? I'll have to look that up

12:00 AM  

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