Look Deeply Into My Bowling Ball...
I want to go bowling, just so I can purchase a ball like this. How cool would that be to see this thing whizzing crazily down the lane? You can buy yours at http://www.bowlingballmall.com for ONLY $129.95! Get one while supplies last!
posted by L at 11:18 AM
7 Comments:
With a ball like that who wouldn't want to go bowling!!
I just wish it weren't so expensive! Then I could join a bowling league and wear little bowling shirts with bloodshot eyeballs printed on the back...
That bowling ball looks so good people won't even mind when I send it careening down their lanes by mistake.
I am scared of that ball. Wouldn't you feel like you're always being watched? Or are you an exhibitionist?
L, would you please post something else soon? I can't stand looking at the eye"ball" any more! I can actually picture you bowling with that thing! Scary.
The accompanying story was great, by the way.
I like bowling. The bars at bowling alleys are the best. Oh, and I like the bowling, even if I suck and I only do it once a year.
I'll post something else soon... didn't mean to scare the crap out of everyone-- bwah ha ha ha ha!
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