Old Corset Ads
Tired of having all that "flesh"?
Strap on one of our patented ultra-tight corsets, and you can have a waist so small that you will be unable to physically reach for that last doughnut, let alone eat it! In no time at all, you too will have that extra-exra-extra-teensy-tiny insect-like physique, the delicately pale complexion, melancholia, vapors and woe. We guarantee you will find yourself draped romantically and consumptively on the fainting couch of your choice while dashing suitors anxiously pat your hand and try to revive you.
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