Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Old Corset Ads

Tired of having all that "flesh"?

Strap on one of our patented ultra-tight corsets, and you can have a waist so small that you will be unable to physically reach for that last doughnut, let alone eat it! In no time at all, you too will have that extra-exra-extra-teensy-tiny insect-like physique, the delicately pale complexion, melancholia, vapors and woe. We guarantee you will find yourself draped romantically and consumptively on the fainting couch of your choice while dashing suitors anxiously pat your hand and try to revive you.

Don't forget to buy yours to-day!

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Blogger Leo said...

My flesh was tiring me out so I bought one of each. Also found another brand called "watermelon in a coffee cup" corset. Cheap too..

9:31 PM  
Blogger L said...

Leo: ha ha ha! Yeah, my flesh has been tiring ME out too! perhaps I should pick one up as well

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, the wonderful days of yore, we miss those lovely languid lasses.

10:28 AM  
Blogger Mushy said...

Can't help but think about the awful gas and constipation these women must have had...don't understand the appeal.

I'd say they were easy to catch though...'cause they couldn't possibly breathe deeply.

10:49 AM  

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