Sunday, March 04, 2007

Finally! A CURE!

Day after day, many wonder: how can we rid ourselves of the "mouth breathers" around us?

Finally, we have found the cure!

Just wrestle that annoying person into a headlock and strap one of our patented Davis Chin Supporters on his or her face. In no time at all, the jaw will be completely immoblized, preventing any and all utterances of idiotic phrases, bigoted statements and moronic pronouncements.

The Davis Chin Supporter/Mouth Breathing Prevention Device is suitable for most politicians, as well as the blissfully intolerant.



Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

And should be required attire for the majority of politicians.

8:15 PM  
Blogger Mushy said...

Since I have to sleep in a recliner now...I need one of those! I keep waking myself up!

8:40 PM  
Blogger said...

Also good for double-chin syndrome!

8:08 PM  
Blogger Craig said...

Don't fault the mouth breathers too much. They are, by using this larger opening as an air intake and increasing oxygen to the brain, attempting to elevate their level of acuity.

8:10 PM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

I think I would prefer the mesh version - even though it's more costly - it's probably a tad more fashionable.

10:12 AM  
Blogger King Pao Fu said...

These remind me a little too much of my headgear days. Could I get one with kevlar and velcro? That'd be sweet.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Krishen said...

To Mary Gray Black: get out of the stone age and grow up. The world is filled with a vast spectrum of people, whether you like to admit it or not.

8:09 PM  
Blogger irène said...

Oui, Miz L, I too blog! Not enough, but I am getting there!

Gimme a call soon!

9:04 PM  
Blogger L said...

beepbeepitsme: agreed :)

mushy: ha ha! that would look so attractive

brenda: I bet they'd sell twice as many that way

Craig: now there's a great explanation

weary hag: of course! fashion over function, I always say

king pao fu: Ha ha! I had a headgear too :)

Krishen: I know! can you believe how awful she is?

Irene: will do -- I may want to do something Friday evening.... lovely blog profile pic, btw :)

11:15 PM  
Blogger glomgold said...

I wish one of those were available the other day when I was roped in this one bad conversation.

12:10 PM  
Blogger L said...

glomgold: I frequently think the same thing myself :)

6:29 PM  

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