Thursday, June 01, 2006

More terrible randomness-- but amazingly enough, I don't really care!

While some of us have been sobbing, wasting away and curling up in fetal positions at work, I certainly hope that everyone else has remembered to celebrate the arrival of June, which, of course, is National Accordion Awareness Month.

Any fashionable person would agree that "Awareness" probably means "run right out immediately and purchase Weird Al Yankovic's fabulous Polka Party! album (if you don't already have it) and throw terribly chic parties where everyone wears poofy dresses and spangly trousers and things, and theme food like Polish sausages are served, and many many beers are delinquently drunk, and then the neighbors complain about the lovely time they're not having and call the police three times, and then you get arrested and have to get bailed out of jail at 3 a.m."

OR it could mean "run away screaming like an oversexed teen in Friday the 13th part 9"

No one's really quite sure.

As for myself, I would like to celebrate.

But I can't celebrate National Accordion Awareness Month by throwing chic parties and getting arrested, as I'm still working my dainty fingers to the bone (i.e., my blogging has been slightly loathsome lately).

In lieu of an interesting post: More Vintage Ads!

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Otherwise, no one will date you!

Of course, everyone knows that the secret to Loveliness is D.D.D. Prescription. What is D.D.D.? Is it "Dainty, Delicious, Delightful"? "Debbie Does Dallas"? "Don't Dial Drunkenly"?
Regardless, it is sold by your chemist and prevents "blackheads, pimples, boils and rashes" as well as "eczema, dermatitis, psoriasis and impetigo"!

But if you're over the age of 21, it may already be too late!