Sunday, November 21, 2004

Is George Bush a Giant Space Lizard? Just Ask David Icke.

I am wallowing in despair because I am sick (hack, cough) and had to miss Debbie's faboo pre-ski trip party last night (sob). To compensate, I have been poring through weird and disgusting back issues of Bizarre Magazine.

An article about the eccentric Englishman David Icke caught my eye. He HAS to be the weirdest conspiracy theorist alive today. In the 1980s after temporarily naming himself the Son of God and dressing entirely in turquoise, this retired soccer player began to build a small media empire to spread his message: The world is run by GIANT LIZARDS! (I hope he remembered to read my previous post on How To Start Your Very Own Cult)

Actually, he says that the world is run by the Illuminati conspiracy, which is composed of powerful, blood-sucking, child-sacrificing, Satanic, extraterrestrial death lizards capable of shifting their shapes. AIDS is a lie, and gun control is the first step towards TOTAL domination. hee hee. He has said that Jim Morrison had much to reveal about this as well.

That makes sense. Dubya and Rummy always seemed vaguely reptilian to me anyway...

A few of the people he says are really giant lizards: george w. bush, Queen Elizabeth, Tony Blair, the Rockerfellers, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Bob Hope, and Mikhail Gorbachev.

Quote of the week!
(taken from David Icke's "List of Famous Satanists, Paedophiles And Mind Controllers")
"The following list has been compiled from the wealth of research I have put together over the last ten years. I would suggest that all of these are reptilian bloodline, but I only mention shapeshifting where it has been witnessed. It is only an initial list and will be added to. If you can add names, and give the supporting evidence, that would be most helpful in exposing these horrors. By "Satanists", of course, I mean those involved in human sacrifice.... George Bush: U.S. President and Vice President, head of the CIA, and a stream of other roles in the Illuminati. Satanist, mind controller, torturer of children and adults, paedophile, shapeshifting reptilian, and major drug runner. Serial killer. Nice man.... Queen Elizabeth II of the U.K.: Satanist, child sacrificer, shapeshifting reptilian. Major Illuminati figure."

Run out and buy your copy of The Reptilian Agenda today! hee hee hee!

P.S. It should be noted that David Icke is a fan of Anne Coulter

24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It really isn't so funny. There IS an Illuminati. Is that really so hard to believe? As far as Satanic Rituals and the politicians being involved in bizzare act, read The Franklin Coverup, written by a Nebraska Senator (forgot his name). After doing a little reasearch instead of debunking something you know nothing about, you may have to "eat" your "hee, hee, hee's."

12:15 PM  
Blogger L said...

no, no -- you TOTALLY misunderstood! I agree with him! I've ALWAYS thought Donald Rumsfeld was a giant reptile!

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Darzil ed Ecaps said...

Shape-shifting reptiles (often lizards) are quite real. Only a few of them are truly Illuminati, many are neocons. Some of them are liberals. Like people, reptiles run the gamut of political persuasion. The only thing that unifies them is their hatred of humans and their desire for world domination....and their love of crickets and strawberries.

Some reptiles are descendants of the Sleestak which were discussed in the 70's tv show "Land of the Lost." For his expose of the evil side of reptiles, the producer was hounded out of Hollywood. Today he works at a small pet store in East L.A. and he sleeps on a heat rock. Yes, there are clearly reptiles among us. If anyone really doubts what I say, take a look at James Carville and tell me he's not reptilian. Watch an interview, he even flicks his tongue in and out when he gets excited.

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Until I came across this blog, I had thought most people were blind towards the very real threat that reptiles, especially lizards pose to the human race. As it was during the Roman Empire, we crave bread and circuses ... and the reptiles have given us both. Eat your fill, laugh at the clown, clap your hands. Meanwhile the ruthless reptiles silently watch and plot your demise.

I have found a way to identify who is a reptile. It is very simple. I ask everyone I meet one question: where would you vacation or visit if you could go anywhere you wanted? If someone responds with an answer that includes any warm weather destinations, they are a reptile.

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Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to neutralize everyone you meet.

10:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Mammalian Americans will not stand idly by while the Reptilianization of the U.S. occurs.

When the Reptiles came for the communists, I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats, I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists, I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When the Reptiles come for me,
will there be anyone left to speak out?

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must concur with my Brother-in-Arms Darzil ed Ecaps about the presence of and imminent danger posed by these shapeshifting reptiles (AKA reptoids, reptilian humanoids, dinosauroids, serpent seeds, and lizardfolk). It has been theorized that us Believers (heretofore known as "lizardoid minoins") of the reptilian agenda suffer from brain disorders or partake in the ingestion of painkillers or possess a fondness for methamphetamine and entheogens and unhealthy doses of caffeine. Nay, it is all part of the reptilian propaganda machine intended to discredit the lizardoid minion community.

Thankfully, Darzil, we are not alone. Other men of great widsom have also caught onto the sinister reptilian agenda. In March 1995, George Bushnell, then head of the American Bar Association, was forced to resign his position after he described the Republican leadership of Congress as "those reptilian bastards." His unfortunate removal was undoubtedly orchestrated by the Reptilian High Command.

But nay, Darzil, much like you and I are not alone in our astute observation of these reptilian humanoids, neither was George Bushnell alone in his public criticism. On September 12, 2003, during the provincial election campaign in Ontario, Canada, a press release disseminated by the Ontario Progressive Conservative Party contained a line at the end that referred to rival Ontario Liberal Party leader Dalton McGuinty as an "evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet." While their supposed penchant for "kitten-eating" is as of yet unsubstantiated amongst the lizardoid minoins, their love of whoopie pies and the blood of blonde children is well-documented.

I can only hope others wise up to the reptilian agenda, for I fear us lizardoid minions are doomed to suffer the same fate as the reptilian's ancestors.

I attach a photo of the common reptoid for easy identification.

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/8392/reptilegg1.jpg

12:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Giant space lizards are also behind global warming have u noticed that those behind the vast global warming denial conspiracy are also big shapeshifting space lizards especially the heads of major energy corporations. Yes they want the entire earth to warm up so that all the United States and other places will be hot and desert just like the places where earth reptiles live. This is so that it is not so alerting when they want to travel to places like Mexico and Morocco for their vacations.

I think these giant reptiles are the biggest threat to humankind on the planet and humans must unite against them now or else we will all have to live closer to the arctic circle becaus that will be the only place where it is not hot anymore.

ps i am not sure what to do against this menace exactly but i am sure Darzil might know he seems smart.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey it is me again here is a site that helps people identify the reptiles

http://bedoper.com/reptilian/

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Darzil said...

Anon, thanks for your kind words. And I loved your analysis proving (beyond a reasonable doubt) reptiles condone (and increase) global warming for their own evil reptilian purposes.

Alas, I'm not quite sure what to do about the reptiles right now, especially the shape-shifting variety. I do think information is the key. Another is identifying the reptiles. Based on my methodology of identifying them based on their fondest for warm weather, I've identified a few on my very own street. Billy, the bratty kid on the corner is a reptile. As is Malcom the curmudgeon next door. When I asked him "my" question, he didn't want to answer. But I pushed him and pushed him until he gave me an answer ... which was Mazatlan (case closed). I think Betty the neighborhood coordinator is probably a reptile though I haven't had the chance to question her on this (she avoids me for some reason), but she does have a greenhouse. Oscar was almost too easy -- he has a pet iguana for goodness' sake.

But what to do about them, that is the question. It's not like pouring salt on slugs. Reptiles are very resistant, the reason why they have lasted until now. They are really sort of mini-dinosaurs. I bet a meteorite could do it.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Darzil said...

Anon, who provided the information about George Bushnell, bravo! I

I googled "george bushnell" and lizard and found an excellent myspace page. here it is:

groups.myspace.com/lizardsrunningtheplanet

We are not alone my fellow Anti-Reptiles. That is the good news. And any group worth its salt needs a good name. I humbly submit my suggestion for your feedback. It's simple, but I think elegant in its simplicity.

Americans for the Anti-Reptilian Agenda (AAA)

And for a motto, what about
"sic semper reptilia"?

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is good to know Darzil I didn’t realize that reptoids could be my neighbors I thought they would only be famous people I don’t like. For instance Im pretty sure Donald Trump is a big shapeshifting lizard every time he says “youre fired” on TV I get flashbacks to that job I had last year and it makes me angry. I know I don’t like George Bush that much and we all know he is a lizard or working for them. And I am not very fond of the Queen either who does she think she is anyway. So maybe whether people make me angry is a good way to tell if they are reptiles.

Based on this logic my neighbor who never mows his lawn is probably a reptile as that makes me pretty mad. Besides lizards probably like to hide in tall grass if they do not have deserts. And he works nights too and lizards do that too right? I should ask him your question if he ever takes vacations haha I bet I could mow his lawn while he is gone and that would teach him a lesson.

I have been thinking that since lizards are cold blooded maybe us humans can trick them to going into cold places like refrigerators and freezers and try to lock them in there. For instance I used to work at McDonalds once and I know they have big freezers and refrigerators in the back.

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was in australia when the reps of the land were looking for a replacement. the new earth leader. he was only in his late teens but it was a given who else was there?
he had been newly hypnotisied mind control all for the cause.
i was in with the other snacks.
he picked me up & i wiggled out of his hungry grasp. i smashed to the floor causing him to shake & make a noise causing the other shifter to run into the room. what is it your colours have changed? he was embarassed yet there was that feeling. do it again what ever you did do it again. i had nearly crawled away from the scene. he picked me up agan & smashed me to the floor, he began to move again. he smashed me to the floor at least10 times. soon they were both giggling. as all shared the same chip shared thoughts of a green land in unity flooded both the child & the man leaving his teens.
he drops people in rituals today he's trying to recreate those giggles. you can get giggles there are other ways, yes you can.
he's a man of words very few know. a man that just wanted to write & read the classics.
probably in that land we both envisioned.
enemies from the start & end both there through familys choices not ours both just wanted to play paint, write both hypnotisied for the cause all wanting out.
my words my mothers words her mothers words.
it's not alien it's underground. bush is 2nd in command, in rep years he's about 40. his wife is incubating the birth will kill her. their sons are not pure bred it's how cheney is able to glue in there. cheney is a big fat gay it's why he get so upset about gays. it came out in one of his daughters though. he's in love with bush elder.
to get to that place on earth was a road to peace. fighting that road always made him 2nd in command.
before the hypnosis you just wanted to be. i know you like me as i always told the truth. our shared vision was of our ancestors the offer has always been there. i picked up the option & so did you.
a great leader is peace. can you imagine the longevity of peace & the honour of the mind that controls it?

2:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do u guys have evidence that they are such things?Do u have a video of them shape shifting?Do u have any desciption of how they look?NO!!!NOTHING!!!ZIP!!! This must be fake like who would believe this its like saying a watermelon can turn into a grape.U guys are just tryn to make a new thing for people can believe u,Im not believing.Get some evidence cuz no evidence=no truth.

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i knew them.
argued with them too.
they run your world & you just keep giving it to them.
it's to do with fracturing.
i've seen cheney shit his pants & not morph. oh the embarassement.
charles father is the real arse.
sardonicus is actually suck in odd arse backwards. yes that's them.
anyway it's fracturing & jumping.

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was afraid that the reptiles had taken down this site. Thankfully, that is not the case.

I've been continuing my struggles against the reptiles, but it's been been a difficult battle of late.

Can anyone share some inspirational stories of successes against them? I could use some good news.

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the Lizars people are monitoring this site!!!! Their going to get all of us!!

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

soon the lizard people will make their move and get you all. I know this because Iam a lizard person. You can't stop fate!!!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a true lizard person. I shapeshift at nine o'clock AM every Saturday. I am in the cult of the Hanging Candy Canes. We are the most powerful conspirators on Earth. We can change people into lizards by pinching their elbow. I am completely serious. All of you nonbeleivers out there, beware, because we can see your thoughts. There is an energy band in your eyebrows that only lizard people can detect. We came from Alpha Centauri when the Earth began. We are immortal and in 2012, we will take over the world. That is how the Mayans knew, because they based one of their gods off of us. NO JOKE. WE WILL FIND OUT WHO IS NAUGHTY AND NICE SO BEWARE!!!

4:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god seriously people? who doesn't want 2 go 2 a warm place 4 vacation? What dipwad would want 2 go 2 antartica? yeesh. Speaking of did you know that gullible can be spelled 5 different ways?
And um u "lizard ppl" from the candy canes or watever r prolly smoking weed... sry! but honestly LIZARD PPL??

5:13 PM  
Blogger daffke said...

run, you fool, run!

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually, i am very good at running... (this is the same anonymous person as before daffke)

BUT I AM NOT ACCUSTOMED TO RUNNING FROM LIZARD PEOPLE although i think george bush is kind of a dipwad. How come no one thinks justin beiber is a space lizard?

10:42 AM  
Blogger Etherwind said...

George Bush and the Illuminati are metaphorical space reptilians. They all behave like snakes.

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