Meeting Meat at the Meat Market
Since I appear to be a good-luck charm for any single female friend looking for a date, I had one try to return the favor this weekend... big mistake.
We went to what is supposed to be a "fun trendy spot for singles to mingle." I would agree-- if those singles happen to be insane or from another planet.
Our only "catch" of the evening was a short Chinese guy with very large "Flock of Seagulls" 1980s hair, several missing teeth, VERY bad breath, and a suit that was obviously designed by deranged clowns.
I believe he tops the last guy who was interested in me: he was very nice and attractive, but he was also a bipolar, broke, car-less, chain-smoking, ex-convict who believes in the Loch Ness Monster and fairies
I expect that the next person to ask me out will be either a cannibal serial killer or a bald porn star. It must be my natural charm.
We went to what is supposed to be a "fun trendy spot for singles to mingle." I would agree-- if those singles happen to be insane or from another planet.
Our only "catch" of the evening was a short Chinese guy with very large "Flock of Seagulls" 1980s hair, several missing teeth, VERY bad breath, and a suit that was obviously designed by deranged clowns.
I believe he tops the last guy who was interested in me: he was very nice and attractive, but he was also a bipolar, broke, car-less, chain-smoking, ex-convict who believes in the Loch Ness Monster and fairies
I expect that the next person to ask me out will be either a cannibal serial killer or a bald porn star. It must be my natural charm.
posted by L at 8:03 PM
2 Comments:
A freak-magnet huh? Pray tell us more.
I also had a 50 year old Italian married guy try to pick me up... bragged about his planes and his sexual prowess-- eew!
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