Sunday, October 01, 2006

um, everyone's a bit drunk right now....

I just threw another lovely dinner party, which something something something.

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All the guests drank excessively, due to the fact that Americans now officially live under a military dictatorship.

This has everyone depressed, but we told a lot of very lame jokes to cheer ourselves up.

for example:
a horse walks into a bar
the bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face?"

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idear
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idear
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
still no fucking idear

we also discussed whether or not (if it ever came down to it) we would join a political resistance or leave the country. Unanimously, we all voted to stay in the country and join the resistance.

But only if we could wear fashionable berets.

We also discussed other things, but I can't remember what they were. People are leaving or passing out.

good night

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